My loathing of consoles is gone: Metal Gear Solid 4: The Guns of The Patriots is coming, and with it comes the coolest idea for an infantry fighting vehicle ever.

In trying to recreate the IRVING, I remembered a wonderful PSX game called Silent Bomber and with it, Armoured Core. Both games have great mech designs, and I found that I could roughly recreate the best of both worlds in Garry's Mod.

This ungodly bastard was created from the exploded gibs of a Halo Sentinel and a hexed minigun model. Everything written below is merely the backstory that usually accompanies my work.

---- The RCV-028 Mk1 Lacerator ---

Price: $2,500,000 (Premium: $4,000,000)

Item Code: RCV-028

Role: Remote Controlled Infantry Fighting Droid

Designation: The Lacerator

Armaments: 1 x M134 Minigun | 1 x Type One Beam Emitter | (Premium: 1 x M61 Vulcan + 1 x Type Three Rotary Pulse Cannon)

Armour: Material classified; 1" thick on legs; 3" on chassis | 250MW SPHERE Shield (Premium: 500MW SHAPED Shield)

Generator: Microsol V15 CF

Top Land Speed (walking): 30mph

Top Land Speed (electromagnetic rail system): 90mph

Notes: Electromagnetic propulsion system operates on all terrains, though is recommended for use on flat, smooth surfaces for maximum output; battle control functional for up to 1000 miles; price break at 15 units + 2 deployable field command trailers + 2 years free maintenance; we are not accountable for accidental or purposeful destruction of unit or malfunction of positronic pathway control system; DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER